Attention, cheaters!  It's time to get out your permanent markers and put the answers to some of this week's questions in the palm of your hands.

The best part of your week is about to happen!  Tomorrow night, your presence is DEMANDED at Dublin's Restaurant and Lounge in Troy located at 121 4th Street.  You're going to show up at 7pm sharp in order to assert dominance over the Q-Tease who are going to try and steal prizes that are rightfully yours.  Participation this week is VITAL since the prize you'll be holding in your hands will be tickets to Q-Ruption next week at SPAC!!


Remember the answers to the following questions and you can guarantee your own victory, and maybe watch the Q-Tease break down and cry (which is always fun).

Males under the age of forty are typically able to achieve an erection in less than how many seconds? 10, 20 or 30 - 10 seconds
Ironically, sex itself usually tends to last the exact same amount of time.  Ladies, any guy who instantly knows the answer to this (and they all will), you should instantly be embarrassed for and afraid of.

Who will be playing Catwoman in the new Dark Knight Rises film? - Anne Hathaway
Is anyone else confused about this casting choice?  Anne Hathaway may be an ok actress, but whenever she's mentioned I can't think of anything else but "The Princess Diaries."  That's not sexy.

What kitchen invention took the top prize at the 1893 Chicago World's Fair? - The dishwasher
And it still takes top prize in my heart.  I'd rather be subjected to alien experimentation before having to wash a load of dishes by hand.  Inventor Josephine Cochrane should be given a national holiday in my opinion.

What band has a debut album called  Hybrid Theory? - Linkin Park
My favorite band.  Their best album.  No other explanation needed.

Bon chancé, cheaters!  Remember to bring your "A" game, in addition to these answers, if you want those Q-RUPTION TICKETS to be yours.