Recently, an old video of Angelina Jolie allegedly strung out on heroin surfaced.

Apparently she refers to these days as her “dark days.” If being on drugs is Jolie’s “dark days” than I wonder what she calls it when she betrays a princess and casts a deadly spell on her, enslaving her under a deep sleep while she is free to threaten the harmony of the land? (Yes, that was a "Maleficent" reverence. You’re welcome.)

This is a video from the 1990s and there is really no proof that Angelina is on any drugs. I mean the physical evidence is clearly there but there could be an explanation. Perhaps she is fasting for a role and just drank too much Red Bull? Red bull was around then, right?