And Now … Speakers For Your Vagina

Apparently, singing while impregnated or placing headphones on your fetus-filled belly just isn't getting quality sound to your unborn child. No worries, there is a solution! Insert Babypod!

Babypod is a new speaker on the market geared toward pregnant mothers-to-be so that the growing fetus inside her belly can enjoy music at an optimal listening experience to the unborn. I guess there are all these extra body parts and fluids drowning out the sound quality from the outside.

The Babypod works by inserting the speaker into the mothers vagina, similar to a tampon  then connecting the cord to your phone/ipod/anything that emits sound via headphone jack. There's even an additional jack at the opposite end of the cord so mom and baby can listen together!

Listen I'm all for starting the kids on the tunes young but this is just slightly excessive. It makes me wonder if this is really for the benefit of the child or the mother (know what I'm sayin')?

Thanks to the good folks at Consequence of Sound for reaffirming my choice in a child-free existence!

Watch the subtitled promo for Babypod below. Also, they have already held a concert for fetus' which really kinda creeps me out to no end. I've added that as bonus footage for you. Rock on ... babies.

This is just too much.

BABYPOD ENGLISH SUBTITLES from babypod on Vimeo.