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Amanda Bynes On Twitter Is Bad For America

I use to prepare myself for the day I would leave my girlfriend for Amanda Bynes, but since she has exposed her true haggard duck face self on twitter, all that has changed. I am absolutely crushed. I haven’t been this sexually frustrated and let down since the time I learn Tyler Hanson was really a guy. I feel like burning my DVD collection of old “All That” sketches, She’s The Man and Love Wrecked. Amanda Bynes, you and your twitter feed have broken my heart for the last time!

I just can’t sit by and watch this once bubble headed but cute actress destroy her life. Amanda Bynes does nothing but post blubbering narcissistic obnoxious tweets.


Once in a while she manages to take a break from the nonsensical egotism and announce to the world how she would prefer to bang some black dudes. Not that having sex with black guys is wrong, but for some reason the way Amanda puts it, it sounds offensive.

What has really destroyed my dreams of one day twisting my ankle and living on the wrong side of a vacation island with Amanda Bynes while she pretends to fend for us by surviving off the land is the unflattering “selfies” she takes just about every 10 seconds. Not only has her face transformed from adorable sweet young girl into duck faced hooligan with Frankenstein bolts in her cheeks, but she post it all over.

Whats better then one duck face? Three Duck faces and one with a blue beak!

Nice, I heard a more cracked up version of Parappa the Rapper is the new Hot!

Great boobies, but it’s your lack of ability to take a decent picture that really turns me off here. The iphone has a camera on the front now. And if you can’t figure out how to use it then hand the phone to someone else or for god sacks at least TURN OFF THE FALSH!

And this will be the one i masturbate to for years and years.

I haven’t given up on you Amanda Bynes, I know you’re still in there somewhere. i bring these things to your attention because I care. i hope you can snap out of it and bring this girl back. stop destroying america and come back to us.

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