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Albany Woman Crashes Car With Stolen Python Around Her Neck

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Well if you’re going to get arrested for something stupid you might as well try to cram as much nonsensical things into your arrest report as possible. 22-year-old Sarah Espinosa was arrested recently after she was caught under the influence crashing her car into everything. By “everything” I more specifically mean a fire house garage in Long Island.

When police approached Espinosa’s 2010 Toyota Prius attempting to pass as a new hybrid fir truck they said they found her unconscious and rocking a stolen python around her neck. Also she smelled strongly of alcohol. I would venture a guess that this women also smelt of python poop too. There is no real record stating that is what she smelled like but I’m just going to throw it out there.

I’m not a lawyer but I think because the alcohol was present there is no way she could have given this python consent to be around her neck. Yes, this woman should be arrested for drunk driving, petit larceny, reckless endangerment, and reckless driving but what about the snake? Someone needs to take the python in for questioning and really find out what his intentions were that night. [ny post]

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