St. Patrick's Day in Albany is one of the best and worst things about the city. On the one hand, you have a large group of people taking pride in their heritage with a lovely St. Patrick's Day Parade downtown. On the other, you have a bunch of frat bros like these idiots who want to drink green Keystone Ice from 6 AM to 5 PM, flip over Nissan Maximas and get into fights with each other. This is a story of the latter.

First of all, I'm not entirely sure as to what the guy who shot this video, this sideways video, was yelling the entire time. Was he yelling turned up? Turtle? Turpentine? I guess we will never know, but I hope he gets kicked out of ZBT, or whatever frat he's in, for it, because it was really annoying.

Also, throughout this whole video, the closest thing there was to a landed punch was when one of the people holding the guy in the brown sweatshirt managed to hit his target in the side of the head. There were about six people holding one person back, and none of them could punch him. Even the camera guy, whose hands were shaking constantly, seems to have better control of his body than these idiots.

SUNY Albany moved their spring break to this week to help lessen the number of incidents on St. Patrick's Day. As you can see, it made Albany a really peaceful place on St. Patrick's Day.

Two arrests were made as a result of the brawl.