Albany Area Woman Allegedly Too Drunk To Drive, Calls 911 On Herself

Woohhooo, it doesn't get any better than this. Drinking and driving is no joke, especially when you call 911 on yourself for drinking and driving. Wait, what?

Fifty-one-year-old Cynthia Begg took a little bit of a drive the other day allegedly loaded! Frankly, loaded is an understatement. Begg was apparently obliterated, s-faced, all done! A BAC of .31 percent will do that to ya, ya know? For the record, .08 percent is the legal limit. Moving on.

As if that wasn't the icing on the cake, Cynthia allegedly went ahead and threw some candles on that thing, lit 'em up and blew em out like it was her birfday!

How, you ask?

About a mile down the road during said drive, Cynthia allegedly decided she was done driving, pulled over, and called 911 for help. Bethlehem PD obliged and arrested her for DWI.

Ding, fries are done!

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