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Adirondack Hikers Get Lost And Give Themselves Golden Showers

Say you are hiking and take a wrong turn.  Suddenly your lost, and are forced to spend the night in the woods.  What’s the best way to stay warm?  They call me mellow yellow.

David Firth, flickr

In an odd turn of events, some hikers got lost while exploring the Adirondacks over the weekend are had to do some forced camping.  Obviously we are still dealing with Spring time, which means it gets pretty cold at night.

Being that they weren’t planning on staying in the woods, they didn’t have the equipment that you would normally have while camping.  No blankets, no sleeping bags, just themselves and the crisp Adirondack air.  So how would you stay warm?

Perhaps you could huddle together for warmth, or maybe try your best to start a fire.  Not these folks, they decided to get kinky.  Suddenly they were  very into water sports, and we don’t mean jet skis.  They urinated on themselves to keep warm.

Odd yes, and effective, probably not so much.  Despite that golden goodness being nice and toasty on the way out, it doesn’t stay warm long.  After it’s quick warming effects wear off your stuck in cold, wet, smelly cloths.  Personally, I would have taken my chance with the cold.

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