Have you noticed that so many people are super pissy on Valentine's Day? Stories of cheating, terrible dates, and of course, loneliness have made their way to my ear hole today. It's rather ridiculous and honestly, I think people just like to complain. WTF: Today is a day for dinner, drinks, chocolates and sex! Right? 

Look it:

If for some reason you aren't able to make sweet love on the kitchen table with a/your significant other: In other words, If you're single and upset maybe this little diddy will make you feel a little bit better? If you do plan on procreating next to a plate of fried chicken and  want a laugh, you're welcome.

Happy Valentine's Day!