I’m all for teaching women how to protect them self from horrible humans, but I think this video crosses the line a few times.

Number one, ladies my advice to you is never take advice from a man wearing an acid wash denim karate gee. Number 2, who has time to defacate in to their hands and wear it like a sweater, Is that advice to do while being attacked or something to do before getting on the bus? Also, who has an eyeball the size of that tomato? Should I just assume cherry tomatoes weren’t in season so they couldn’t get them for the demonstration?

Side Note: Slow motion cucumber member biting with jingle in background = best PSA ever!

Is That Not A “Classic Takes One To Know One” Face?