A Free Snake Is The Perfect Summer Accessory

Someone is just giving away a 100% guaranteed chick magnet in Waterford NY? Summer time has just hit and everyone knows the hottest summer accessory is the Albino Corn Snake. No chick can resist the dude who hates to wear a shirt but feels naked without his corn snake draped over his shoulders. When you go outside rocking a snake it’s like you bring your own personal dog whistle that only hot chicks can hear. Nothing says “I’m not creepy and I totally know how to please a woman” like publicly displaying your pet snake. And if you live in the Albany area now is your lucky day because there is a free snake available on craigslist. Don’t let this amazing offer slip through your hands taking with it all the potential squishy of the summer.