5 Reasons Why Sochi Isn’t So Bad [NSFW]

As we begin another Winter Olympics, Sochi has fallen under a ton of criticism.

Yes their tap water might kill you, yes they are murdering innocent stray dogs in the streets, and yes the gay and lesbian athletes can't be in the vicinity of children. But let's focus on the positive side of Sochi. It is in the great land of Russia after all.

Russian Dashboard Cams

Those crazy Russians love to film everything. With a government so corrupt the only defense they have is to film every second they're in public. And thats how we get such great footage as this:

Russian Culture is Hilarious

Once you get past how creepy it can be, you start to see the funny side of the Russian culture.

The Beautiful Scenery

If you don't mind your spit freezing between the time it leaves your mouth and hits the ground, then a winter trip to Siberia might not be a bad idea. Not only do they have vast peaceful landscapes, they also like to build full-size pirate ships in the middle of nowhere for no reason at all.

Vodka

Now we're getting to the good stuff. A couple of shots of Vodka can keep you warm even on the coldest of nights. Or make you want to fight a telephone pole.

Hot Russian Women

The greatest thing about the country that Sochi calls home: the women. Sure, they can drink you under the table and and have ridiculous long legs, but how are those bad things? Here is a hint: they're not.