I'm not even mad, that's amazing. How do you move it? Where do you keep it? Who do you sell it to?

News 10 reports a church in Gloversville was torn down in 2011, and the church's bell was put into storage. That bell was to be put in a museum, because that's where it belongs. When officials went to go get the bell out of storage and bring it to the museum, they noticed something was off.

It was that the 2000 pound bell was gone. From where? Gloversville Police don't even want to disclose where the storage facility is, sounds like an inside job to me.

If I was to profile the thief, or more likely bandits, I'd say we're looking for a group of people with access to and knowledge of machinery capable of lifting and moving a 2000 pound object. I'd look for anyone with a toe or foot injury from 2011 on. Said culprit must also have access to someplace to keep a 2000 pound bell, maybe on a farm. I'm also not willing to rule out aliens or time travel.

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