On The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show they talked about the Spring Breaker who got owned by a cop, but what they did not talk about is the guy who gets beat down for punching a girl. 

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With St. Paddy's day coming up next week I think it is time to tell you all about the 'The 4 I's of drinking."

You are not Intelligent;  So whatever brilliant you come up with, keep it to yourself, or just tell a friend, a sober friend, so that they can you remind you that you are not Intelligent. 

You are not Invincible;  And if you attempt to test that fact you may get: Beat down, owned by a cop or Die.

You are not Invisible; So keep your clothes on. If a video turns up on the internet of you doing something that you thought no one would notice, it is your own fault.

If you somehow convince yourself that you are one of these 3 things while drinking, you defiantly are Intoxicated.