12 Year Old Goes On Theft Fueled Hooker Binge, Like It’s No Big Deal

What were you doing when you were 12? Hanging, playing video games? Me? I was figuring out how to make 'it' work, you know what I mean? Maybe I took a ride on my bike searching for a place to hang with my buds, maybe try something new, you know, like talk to chicks? This kid in Russia though, holy smokes- He's on some next level sh--.

Expect to read a few subtitles cause it's in Russian, obviously- But listen, this kid is crazy. No shame in his game. Walk into a grocery store, steal a few grand, pickpocket cause he thinks he doesn't have enough loot? No problem. Throw in a few hookers, a taxi ride and you have an interesting experience.

When asked:

Would you do it again?

Little man is like:

No

Are you sorry for what you did?

Yes

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I'm calling bullsh--. This kid can't wait to get out of what ever reform school their sending him to so he can meet up with his ladies of the evening and get after it again. You know, cause that's probably what Russian kids do- Steal, climb things and bang hookers all before it's time for college.

And here I thought riding my bike around the hilltowns and swimming at Thacher Park all summer was 'cool'. Not a chance.