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10 Ridiculous Claims By Kim Jong Il That North Korea Actually Believes

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Earlier this week the news broke that Korean dictator Kim Jong Il passed away due to a heart attack, and everyone besides North Korea pretty much rejoiced. Jong Il was a pretty cruel leader, but thanks to the insane propaganda that was spread around North Korea his people believed some crazy things about him. Turns out that he was not just a terrible dictator, but also in technical terms, koo-koo bananas. You won't believe some of the made-up “facts” about this guy.


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flickr user Greg-O-Ree
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"Cured" Shortness


 
 

He claimed to have a cure for short people. By cure we mean that he told all the short people to hop on board a plane and then he proceeded to drop them on a deserted island. Cure? I think that he is using that term a bit loosely.

[Gawker]

 
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flickr user Harley Mac
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Birth Foretold by Double Rainbow


 
 

Yes that is correct. His actual biography claims that his birth was a glorious affair and when a double rainbow appeared, so did Kim Jong. It also claims that a new star appeared in the sky too. Oddly enough though, not the craziest thing in his bio.

[ABC News]

 
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flickr user asmythie
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Created and Maintained Fake City


 
 

According to North Korean records this city contains around 200 families, but observers state that it's pretty much abandoned. In reality he constructed this city and maintained it in order to trick the South Koreans to come over the boarder. Wikipedia cites that in 2004 loudspeakers were put on top of the buildings to project propaganda messages to the south constantly.

[Wikipedia]

 
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flickr user WebWideJosh
7

Was Worlds Best Golfer


 
 

Not the worst lie in the world, but he has his people convinced that he would hit 3-4 hole in ones per round of golf. This guy was apparently really good at golf.
[ABC News]

 
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Kidnapped Director To Make Korean 'Godzilla' Film


 
 

Turns out Kim Jong-il was a big fan of Japanese monster movies, but he found one thing wrong with them; they were lacking that Korean aspect. So he kidnapped director Shin Sang-ok from South Korea and forced him to make "critically acclaimed" movies. Kim Jong forced him to live in North Korea for almost 10 years until he escaped in 1986.

[ABC News]

 
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flickr user hagerstenguy
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Invented The Hamburger


 
 

We can see how this could be misunderstood, because he probably had one after seeing an outdated American TV show and thought he thought of it. Makes sense. We all know that Ronald McDonald created the hamburger, but nice try Kim Jong.

[Gawker]

 
flickr user Horia Varlan
flickr user Horia Varlan
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Coached 2010 North Korean Soccer Team With Invisible Cell Phone


 
 

No words can describe this. We just really feel sorry for anyone who believed this one.

[Weekly World News]

 
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Was Very Fashion Savvy


 
 

Who can argue with this one? That same green sort of military outfit, and that hair?! Of course he was fashion savvy! Plus if anyone made fun of his terrible outfit he would probably kill them.

[CBS]

 
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YouTube
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Injected Blood Of Virgins To Stay Young


 
 

On top of being a cruel dictator, a certified crazy person and a fashion genius, apparently Kim Jong was also a vampire? Did he actually do this? Hopefully not, but then again...

[Gawker]

 
flickr user Darren Schofield
flickr user Darren Schofield
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Could Control Weather


 
 

The people of North Korea just seem sad at this point. They actually believed that Kim Jong Il could control the weather. This guy was an incredible genius. He convinced an entire country that he was pretty much the smartest, most good looking and most talented person to ever live.

[Telegraph]

 

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